Satirical Blappos illustration: Robots enter half-marathon, regret cardio
THE STORY BEHIND THE SATIRE · Beijing · Apr 19

Robots enter half-marathon, regret cardio

What happened

More than 100 humanoid-robot teams tackled Beijing’s 21-kilometer half-marathon, with many machines navigating autonomously and the fastest finishing ahead of the human field.

Why it matters

The race was a public stress test for batteries, balance, cooling and autonomous navigation—and a vivid measure of how quickly China’s humanoid-robot industry is improving.

The Blappos angle

Several robots immediately understood why humans drive.

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