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Wish you
Wish you
weren’t here.
The world keeps making terrible postcards. We just add the lettering.
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ONE HEADLINE ★ ONE IMAGE ★ ONE PUNCHLINE ★ THEN THE ACTUAL FACTS ★
THE DAILY DAMAGE
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Satire on the front. Sourcing on the back. Tap any card for the story.
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2026 / THE DAMAGE SO FAR
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The defining stories plus the daily absurdities worth preserving.
The joke is the cover.
The truth is the point.
01 Every card links to the reporting behind it.
02 Satire is labeled. Images are illustrations.
03 Punch up at systems, power, and spectacular failure.
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