REAL MAGNETS · VERIFIED STORIES

Keep the
bad news.

Every Blappos story magnet is a real $9.99 physical product linked to its sourced ridiculous-news story. The Printify shop also carries shirts, layers, headwear, drinkware and stickers.

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Blappos logo
CORE 8

Logo gear.
Zero filler.

LIVE INVENTORY

The first Blappos drop is being stocked now.

OFFICIAL ISSUE

The first drop.

Everything below links directly to the Blappos Printify storefront. Products are printed to order; availability, colors and shipping options are handled by Printify.

Stocking shelves…

Printify handles checkout, production and fulfillment. Prices shown here are the base product prices set for the Blappos storefront; shipping and applicable taxes are calculated at checkout.