THE STORY BEHIND THE SATIRE · Scottish Highlands, United Kingdom · Oct 18, 2026

A Labrador Gets Promoted to Sea-Vomit Inspector

What happened

The Times of India reported October 18 that Sgiath, a six-year-old black Labrador formerly trained for mountain rescue, now works with marine ecologist Dr Texa Sim to detect the invasive carpet sea squirt Didemnum vexillum by scent. IFAW believes she is the first dog trained for that target and named her its 2026 Animal of the Year. Sgiath gives a passive indication—becoming still and staring—when she detects the organism.

Why it matters

Carpet sea squirt can spread across pontoons, oyster cages and other structures, smother native organisms and become expensive to manage. Visual identification can be difficult and confirmation may require specialist analysis, so a trained dog could add an early-search tool. It does not replace laboratory work or other survey methods, and ‘first dog’ is appropriately attributed to IFAW rather than presented as an independently exhaustive global count.

The Blappos angle

Verified reporting and attribution boundaries end above. The Blappos interpretation: mountain rescue promoted its best nose to ocean slime, and the employee of the year did not ask what the species’ nickname meant. The magnet uses an invented harbor and inspection plate; it does not copy IFAW photography, show a real search site or imply that the pictured colony was Sgiath’s find.

Read The Times of India’s October 18 report and linked IFAW announcement ↗

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