Satirical Blappos illustration: March skips directly to broil
THE STORY BEHIND THE SATIRE · Western North America · Mar 20

March skips directly to broil

What happened

A mid-March heat dome pushed temperatures 20–30°F above average across parts of California, Nevada and Arizona, with Phoenix forecasts reaching about 106°F.

Why it matters

World Weather Attribution found the event was made far more likely and hotter by human-caused warming; such early heat also catches people and public-health systems before normal summer protections are ready.

The Blappos angle

Spring was available for six minutes.

Read the attribution study ↗

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