Disc golfers make relaxation stressful in 41.33 seconds
What happened
David Rush, Travis Davidson, Oliver Davidson and Anders Davidson set the Guinness World Records mark for the fastest hole of disc golf by a team of four, completing the attempt in 41.33 seconds.
Why it matters
The record required accurate throws and a final uphill sprint to put the disc in the basket, turning a leisurely park sport into something much closer to a fire drill.
The Blappos angle
They successfully answered the question nobody asked: what if disc golf had the cardiovascular atmosphere of missing a flight?
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